in city bank this afternoon:
here is how to get noticed in a bank in Japan-
First, look flustered in the bank lobby (while being a balding American) and mutter things. THEN, loud enough for everyone nearby to hear, say “jee-zus Christ”.
After the lobby lady comes up to help you you really ought to start complaining in rapid english. Follw up your snideness with some Japanese in the most nasally American accent you can. Doushite? Doushite? (Why, Why?) should be pronounced “dOUgh-shitei, dOUgh-shiteii? Make sure that you switch the usually Canadian-esque “eh” at the end with the more American “ei” sound for best results.
Awesome.
ha ha.
I could Imagine how the guy acted..
some people think that they deserve everything..
I met this guy at international launge at Columbia College” I should go to japan and meet lot of chicks.. because I am WHITE”
after he said it, he was kicked out of the international organization obviosuly…
Comment by fake jamaican girl — 1/24/2005 @ 7:56 am
that guy is on to something there. because yeah, they just throw themselves at your feet here! amazing! i cant even drive down the street without getting mobbed with girls! craaaazy!
Comment by greg — 1/24/2005 @ 11:24 am
My old office was in Hiro (balding American expat central) and listening to people order lunch everyday like they were back home was soooo embarrassing. I remember overhearing a girl getting pissed off at the subway sandwich staff because they couldn’t speak “American.”
Comment by mark — 1/25/2005 @ 5:38 pm